Pumpkin Spice & Existential Dread Tee | Funny Fall Halloween Shirt (Garment-Dyed Cotton)

Pumpkin spice and existential dread, the two official flavors of October. The leaves are turning, the coffee is spiced and the pumpkin is quietly worried about everything. A vintage badge for the season of cozy sweaters and slightly heavier thoughts, established every October. It reads like an old coffee-company patch until someone looks closer and laughs. Wear it to the orchard, the cafe or the group chat where everyone is fine, actually. Faded, garment-dyed cotton gives it that well-loved autumn feel.

Product features
- 100% specially spun cotton, strong and smooth so the print sits clean
- Garment-dyed after sewing for a lived-in vintage color and a soft hand
- Heavyweight 6.0 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
- Taped shoulders and neck, wide rib collar, tear-away label
- Made in an OEKO-TEX, WRAP-certified, FLA-partnered supply chain

Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean