$27.50
Wear it with a little smirk and that “I know something you don’t” eyebrow.
This is the kind of tee that feels right at home during late-night rabbit holes and those conversations that start with “Okay, hear me out…” and end three hours later with half the table questioning everything. The garment-dyed color gives it that perfectly worn, vintage feel, like it’s already been with you through a few good debates and at least one deep dive into the internet’s stranger corners.
It’s a proper, solid shirt too. Heavyweight cotton, sturdy shoulders, and a wide rib collar that actually keeps its shape after the wash - because if you’re going to question reality, your T-shirt should at least be reliable.
Little touches like the soft printed label and responsible production just mean it was made with some care.
Throw it on for meetups, documentary binges, stargazing nights, or any moment when someone says “that’s impossible.”
You don’t have to say much.
The shirt does just enough.
Product features
- 100% heavy cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) for durable, smooth print surface
- Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, broken-in color and texture
- Reinforced shoulder and neck taping plus wide rib collar for lasting shape
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and FLA/WRAP-certified socially conscious manufacturing
- DTG/DTF printed labels and tear-away label for comfort and clean wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: American Apparel 1301GD, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean